nightingem:
“Justin McElroy is one of the kindest and most genuine people I have ever seen and his words are so incredibly powerful. I’m crying right now.
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nightingem:

Justin McElroy is one of the kindest and most genuine people I have ever seen and his words are so incredibly powerful. I’m crying right now.

bidoof:

i’m going to oxford to get my master’s in theoretical physics to fulfill my lifelong dream of one day understanding a rick and morty joke wish me luck

ITS 4/20 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

why-animals-do-the-thing:

vadenspoo:

astraltailwags:

be responsible and don’t smoke with your pets in the room and don’t ever leave your weed within their reach. weed is very fragrant and seems tasty to them. trust me when i tell you you don’t want the vet bills or insane emotional stress of letting them eat it. do you know what it’s like to see your young and healthy dog unable to walk and completely none responsive to your touch or voice?? no?? lets keep it that way. please.

Also, if you pet eats your stash, just tell the vet. They won’t judge you. They just need to know what to treat for.

Bringing Your Dog Ate Weed back, because it’s an important message - tell your vet what your pet ate, and how much. They just want to save your pet. 

Also remember that birds are super super sensitive to chemicals on inhalation, so you shouldn’t even smoke in the same building to keep your pet safe. 

Nicky Flowers, Wii Shop Channel (Remix) - 0

jelloapocalypse:

sturmtruppen:

spacemanjose:

sonysportswalkman:

if my pitched-down, chopped-up remix of the wii shop channel theme gets stuck in ur head as much as the original gets stuck in mine, then i’ve accomplished my goal. if not then fuck u

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This is the character select theme for the chillest arcade cabinet racing game where every level takes place at 2am in the most inexplicably neon-lit city. Any time you crash into another object it just makes a satisfying “ding!” sfx that layers on top of the music.

partyslugg:

anarcho-kaibaism:

genericdubstep:

daughterofthestars08:

bellaxiao:

Self-defense? He’s 6 years old ffs…I can’t

More infuriating info:

The boy is autistic

The boy and his father were in a truck

The father stopped the vehicle and raised his arms to show he was unarmed

ONE OF THE ARRESTED OFFICERS WAS ACTIVELY STALKING THE FATHER’S FIANCE

They are trying to claim self defense AND claim they didn’t know there was a child in the truck

They fired “no less than 18 rounds” into the truck

The father was hit but still alive. The boy ended up being shot in the head multiple times.

There is bodycam footage of the incident and every official/lawyer that has seen and spoken on it has called it horrific.

50% of all police violence victims are autistic or mentally ill. If an autistic person starts screaming or can’t look a cop in the eyes, they use that as an excuse to shoot. I hope Black Lives Matter starts talking about that, too.

Police violence hurts the mentally ill a lot and of course that also means black autistic / mentally ill kids are getting hurt and killed. Ableism is deadly.

We could definitely use more of this mentality when dealing with police brutality, especially considering how many people are affected day by day. Shoutout to the dude standing with this little guy, we need to demand action for everyone victimized.

ah yes, self defense. because i remember all the MANY times that a tiny little six year old threatened my life to such a degree that I had to shoot him several times in the head. this is so sad. 

can’t wait for the bootlickers to start defending these officers 

egberts:

bird-demon:

egberts:

bird-demon:

egberts:

do you ever just think about how much, like, metal there is in the world? how everything is made of matter but when humans built cars they didn’t *make* that matter. it was harvested from the earth and then melted. everything metal was harvested and melted. how fucked up is that! there’s so much metal!

Can I ask you a sincere question, op?

what’s up?

Are you okay?

there is metal in my blood

I have anxiety over us running out of metal #nojoke. We don’t have infinite metal.

thoughts-of-an-x-factor:

dajo42:

hm

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Combine them all to get 2018′s hottest new look!

r-rebxllious:

teaforyourginaa:

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t